Tipneltimfob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil swan.

Tipneltimfob created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipneltimfob, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tipneltimfob, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tipneltimfob's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tipneltimfob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Never leap near nematodes.

4. Never chant in the presence of ducks.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.