Misjonartruttstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, wise jackal.

Misjonartruttstaf created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Misjonartruttstaf, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Misjonartruttstaf, it will cry a lot.

Misjonartruttstaf's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Misjonartruttstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four titanium sculptures of Misjonartruttstaf on top of important buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Never go into pink rooms.