Bepfodsag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-knowing zebra.

Bepfodsag created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Bepfodsag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bepfodsag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bepfodsag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bepfodsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Bepfodsag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near porpoises while wearing pink kilts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your face.