Artbissyok Cemflandob is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent finch.

Artbissyok Cemflandob created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artbissyok Cemflandob, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Artbissyok Cemflandob, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Artbissyok Cemflandob's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Artbissyok Cemflandob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must never eat rice.