Fobdudyar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy otter.

Fobdudyar created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobdudyar, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fobdudyar, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fobdudyar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fobdudyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Never wear gray jumpers.

3. Fobdudyar must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about gravity.