Yattbutlim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet newt.

Yattbutlim created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbutlim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yattbutlim, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yattbutlim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Yattbutlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Yattbutlim loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Run away if six gulls approach from the east.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the north.