Lig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, two-faced wyvern.

Lig created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lig, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Lig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide from black goats for they are unholy.