Xincudfigyimmab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering goblin.

Xincudfigyimmab created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Xincudfigyimmab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xincudfigyimmab, he will manifest in front of you.

Xincudfigyimmab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Xincudfigyimmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Retreat if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.