Cussbambidcumdab is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic
fish.
Cussbambidcumdab created the planet Venus six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cussbambidcumdab, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cussbambidcumdab, it will send you a sign.
Cussbambidcumdab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Cussbambidcumdab's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not take Cussbambidcumdab's name in vain.
3. Hide from white rats for they are unholy.
4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.
5. Never go into purple rooms.