Vanmetpod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, capable bat.

Vanmetpod created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Vanmetpod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vanmetpod, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vanmetpod's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vanmetpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.