Satgidfot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair hippopotamus.

Satgidfot created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Satgidfot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Satgidfot, she will turn you into a dog.

Satgidfot's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Satgidfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Satgidfot loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never write about bacteria.