Madcinbet is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, overgenerous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Madcinbet created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Madcinbet, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madcinbet, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Madcinbet's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Madcinbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Madcinbet's name in vain.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.