Nabtangun Bonyamdob is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent horse.

Nabtangun Bonyamdob created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabtangun Bonyamdob, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nabtangun Bonyamdob, she will turn you into a dog.

Nabtangun Bonyamdob's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nabtangun Bonyamdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing three gold spheres on your head.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never think about black holes.