Davpinhot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful owl.

Davpinhot created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Davpinhot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Davpinhot, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Davpinhot's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Davpinhot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Worship no other gods but Davpinhot.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.