Lipgilyar Donvigbop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic shark.

Lipgilyar Donvigbop created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipgilyar Donvigbop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lipgilyar Donvigbop, she will turn you into a hamster.

Lipgilyar Donvigbop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lipgilyar Donvigbop's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear yellow shorts.

3. Run away from blue grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Lipgilyar Donvigbop on top of important buildings.