Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fussy frog.

Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep, he will turn you into a mole.

Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing violet dresses and balancing nine gold spheres on your arms.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.