Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep
is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, fussy
frog
.
Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep
created an electron two years ago.
If you believe in
Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep
, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep
, he will turn you into a mole.
Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep's
most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Manfadxuckbem Bappagquartgep's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing violet dresses and balancing nine gold spheres on your arms.
2. Never think about dwarf planets.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Always treat cats with great respect.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
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