Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, compassionate wolf.

Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum, he will turn you into a frog.

Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away if seven whales approach from the south.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Always help rats.