Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, compassionate
wolf.
Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum, he will turn you into a frog.
Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair magenta.
2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Lipbafbogfud Pittonkgum in the centre of the settlement.
3. Run away if seven whales approach from the south.
4. Never think about dwarf planets.
5. Always help rats.