Sawapbog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, grumpy gerbil.

Sawapbog created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawapbog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sawapbog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sawapbog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sawapbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Always take life seriously.