Cunyarrap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak beaver.

Cunyarrap created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Cunyarrap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cunyarrap, it will make you grow a tail.

Cunyarrap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cunyarrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never leap near sheep.

3. Never wear turquoise shirts.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never think about asteroids.