Cudvadpinmet is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, almighty dragonfly.

Cudvadpinmet created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudvadpinmet, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cudvadpinmet, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cudvadpinmet's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cudvadpinmet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about black holes.