Armzagbim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, ruthless wyrm.

Armzagbim created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armzagbim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Armzagbim, she will send you a sign.

Armzagbim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Armzagbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.