Hatbuntaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest snake.

Hatbuntaf created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatbuntaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hatbuntaf, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hatbuntaf's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hatbuntaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.