Tonk is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient jackal.

Tonk created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tonk, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tonk's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never paint your back purple.

4. Voles are not to be trusted.

5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Tonk on top of important buildings.