Dotgidstik is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, witty parrot.

Dotgidstik created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotgidstik, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dotgidstik, he will turn you into a plant.

Dotgidstik's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dotgidstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink alcohol.