Sabrawflig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy donkey.

Sabrawflig created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrawflig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabrawflig, she will turn you into a snail.

Sabrawflig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Sabrawflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to squirrels while wearing brown jumpers.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Hide from pink manatees for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.