Cutpogabgon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, grumpy mouse.

Cutpogabgon created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutpogabgon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cutpogabgon, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cutpogabgon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cutpogabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutpogabgon.

5. Hide from yellow grasshopers for they are unholy.