Ratgomkomkip is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unselfish naga.

Ratgomkomkip created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratgomkomkip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ratgomkomkip, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ratgomkomkip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ratgomkomkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near great tits while wearing green dresses and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.