Jarnhigflam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent beaver.

Jarnhigflam created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnhigflam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jarnhigflam, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Jarnhigflam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Jarnhigflam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Jarnhigflam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.