Wodhignurl is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable warg.

Wodhignurl created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Wodhignurl, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodhignurl, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wodhignurl's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wodhignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Wodhignurl on top of important buildings.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Wodhignurl in the centre of the settlement.