Sabditvil is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, calm mouse.

Sabditvil created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabditvil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sabditvil, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sabditvil's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sabditvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sabditvil seven times a day.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always take life seriously.