Cetkikgod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome dove.

Cetkikgod created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetkikgod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cetkikgod, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cetkikgod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cetkikgod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Cetkikgod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Cetkikgod on top of all buildings.

5. Cetkikgod must be the most important thing in your life.