Abbosskomhombenpib is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, irritating deer.

Abbosskomhombenpib created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Abbosskomhombenpib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Abbosskomhombenpib, she will make you grow a tail.

Abbosskomhombenpib's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Abbosskomhombenpib's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Abbosskomhombenpib nine times a day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.