Nigtapnab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, deceitful crow.

Nigtapnab created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigtapnab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nigtapnab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nigtapnab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nigtapnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Never talk about spacetime.