Dimjongam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, merciful grasshopper.

Dimjongam created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimjongam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimjongam, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dimjongam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dimjongam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to badgers while wearing scarves.

2. Do not keep seven moths in a large pit.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.