Tofhuntit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome lobster.

Tofhuntit created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofhuntit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tofhuntit, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tofhuntit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tofhuntit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not take Tofhuntit's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help frogs.