Basskemsab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tranquil mink.

Basskemsab created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basskemsab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Basskemsab, it will ignore you.

Basskemsab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Basskemsab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never pour water over plants.