Pogdudjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish dragon.

Pogdudjop created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogdudjop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pogdudjop, she will think nothing of it.

Pogdudjop's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pogdudjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never paint your back violet.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Pogdudjop loves gulls, so they must be respected.