Misquafbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, merciless jellyfish.

Misquafbaf created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Misquafbaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Misquafbaf, it will turn you into a sheep.

Misquafbaf's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Misquafbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must love Misquafbaf.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.