Hubrotfas is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable coyote.

Hubrotfas created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubrotfas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hubrotfas, he will turn you into a mouse.

Hubrotfas' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hubrotfas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help rats.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.