Hasrillyog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent faun.

Hasrillyog created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hasrillyog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hasrillyog, he will turn you into a snail.

Hasrillyog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hasrillyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hasrillyog.