Hatnill is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident seal.

Hatnill created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hatnill, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hatnill, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hatnill's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hatnill's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not take Hatnill's name in vain.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not listen to music.