Fotliktif is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome centipede.

Fotliktif created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotliktif, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fotliktif, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fotliktif's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fotliktif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Never sing near sharks.