Nibbugrul is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful elephant.

Nibbugrul created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibbugrul, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibbugrul, he will turn you into a tree.

Nibbugrul's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nibbugrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Nibbugrul in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never eat green fruit.