Cancedmobgan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciful shark.

Cancedmobgan created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cancedmobgan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cancedmobgan, it will not invite you to parties.

Cancedmobgan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cancedmobgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing indigo shoes and balancing seven silicon spheres on your head.

4. Run away from mauve tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing purple jumpers and balancing four aluminium spheres on your back.