Dobzimcit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, conceited dryad.

Dobzimcit created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobzimcit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dobzimcit, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dobzimcit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dobzimcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dobzimcit's priests.

2. Put Dobzimcit first in all things.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Never wear ear rings.