Ingbonstip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive fox.

Ingbonstip created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingbonstip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ingbonstip, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ingbonstip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ingbonstip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ingbonstip nine times a day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ingbonstip.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.