Badxemarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful crocodile.

Badxemarp created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badxemarp, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Badxemarp, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Badxemarp's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Badxemarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Never wear turquoise kilts.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.