Rotdonhit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless dolphin.

Rotdonhit created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Rotdonhit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rotdonhit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rotdonhit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rotdonhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Fast once a month.