Flaplimpib is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless wasp.

Flaplimpib created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaplimpib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flaplimpib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flaplimpib's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flaplimpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine whales in a large pit.

2. Flaplimpib loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not hurt sheep.