Mummadyim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, moody beaver.

Mummadyim created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mummadyim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mummadyim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Mummadyim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mummadyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.